Ever just want to tear your hair out, or someone else's? If you cannot restore a sense of balance, you will run away from home? Just want to say some things without the constraints of staying on topic? Well, this thread is for you! If you just need a short break to let it all hang out, be a brat, then come on, you can do it. No holding back! Go for it, you can do it.
If someone tooted,you had to say "Safety" before they said "Post",otherwise you would be hit repeatedly until you named 7 cigarettes,counted to ten and whistled &
Now sometimes when I hear someone toot,I still want to say"Post".
(My hubs follows me).
Remember that song by Christopher Cross that went "If you get caught between the moon and New York City" Theres a line where he says "even though you laughed your way cross town" In my case it would be "farted my way cross town" lol
Just let em RIP!
Just wondered if the snake will be arrested.
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Burping, snorting, tooting,
Is that our only embarrassing choices?
I am thinking the brats on here could find so many more embarrassing ideas.
Cough, cough.
accidently snorting when laughing or tooting when coughing ?
But then, I start to worry a bit if someone does get my humor.
Are they ok?
The doorbell licker is back!
A snake was recorded sliding across a door, licking the doorbell.
Ring, ring.
Ding dong.
Funny, when we went to Ireland I noticed lots of people doing this so maybe I come by it honestly on my mom's side.
And it gets even worse when nobody else can see what's so funny.
Gershun, try pantiliners 😂👏
I don't know why but this just struck me as so hilarious. I started laughing that uncontrollable laugh you do sometimes when you start to pee your pants. It been happening a lot lately. These fits of laughter. Things have just been striking me as funny lately. The heat maybe?
The other day too. Hubs was sweeping the balcony. He does every thing at warp speed. He looked insane. Yep, I peed my pants again. :)
I'll probably need to stock up on panties if this keeps happening.
So sorry.
It is, afterall, Friday night.
Isn't that fiesta night at hoca Ms Madge?
Or did the staff do away with that too?
Not much to say on the "interesting" part, but your contributions are always interesting, as are your jokes.
I don't think that I am alone thinking it best to be holding back on some of the comments I would like to make on behalf of getting along with others in general.
However, the opportunities for behaving badly abound, if they are secretly watching you.
While preparing dinner, you can drop their food on the floor, put it back on their plate.
Boots,
My husband is a lurker, What do you think he wants?
she likes to rhyme and added a new verse to the familiar
happy birthday to you
happy birthday go screw 🙀
Then she ended her message with
I'm going to heaven
Which was odd since all during lunch she was telling anyone who looked at her to go to hell
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip????
One of the residents was miffed and wanted to go home today and decided to pull the fire alarm - holy moly a defeaning siren went off in every room and staff couldn't turn it off - everyone was searching the stairwells thinking someone escaped (again)
I stood trying to hold a pillow up against the intercom next to mom's bed to muffle the siren and told her to cover her one good ear - this scene lasted until the fire dept arrived
another resident's spouse came into the hall and pulled a bottle out of his pocket and said look, he bought mj for the first time in 60 years, hoping it will calm his wife and increase her appetite - if it wasn't for the munchies, it was sounding like a good idea 😹😹😹