I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
😡 It’s only 11 o’clock. I could be at a party.
(me at 26 at a party)
😡 It’s already 11 o’clock. I could be at home, in bed.
A fancy way of saying I'll put up with you forever.
because I'm not the same person I was 4 minutes ago.
Alexa, what is the second-best revenge?
Stomach: Let’s just eat until we figure it out.
Me: (eating cookie dough for breakfast).
You came to the right person.
I’ve used up my luck for the year!
🍀🍀🍀
(bundle of joy currently experiencing this)
🙂🙂🌼🌼🙂🙂
When you can finally give your dog the backyard it deserves.
I can’t tell if it’s killing me
or it’s making me stronger.
curiosity killed the cat.
I say…
at least the cat died knowing.
I overthink myself into a coma.
I put the red dot on his chest and the cat did the rest…
Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
I opened the door and pushed him out.
He seemed irritated when I answered: “Kindergarten”.
and a lot of them are really good at it.
You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words
“Hey everyone watch this!”