I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I know someone with a terrible fear of giants....
Feefiphobia
Santa leaving Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and heading to Albany, N.Y.
Last seen over Norway, just after Copenhagen, Denmark.
Sleigh is a bit overloaded with coal this year.
Headed towards your house!
Happy Christmas to everyone, love from Margaret
Go, Rudolph
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Norad tracker has them over Dubrovnik, Croatia just now.
Perfect! ROTFLMAO
Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up throw one of them in the fireplace
Santa lying on a sofa:
"When I was a kid, my parents told me I didn't exist."
But your butt says McDonald's.
Please forgive the following, a joke.
My dH and I were discussing pets.
We often bring up "they are eating the pets".
Dh said that no one on Aging Care will get this joke, not ever.
Joke is:
"They are serving the pets at a high-end Mira Lago restaurant now."
Absolutely NO ONE is coming over for Christmas dinner.
Do you know the secret of having a smoking hot body , as a senior?
Cremation! 🤭
I'll let's you know what comes first.
🤭
the names of the two Turkeys pardoned in 2024.
I am awake today.
And, I am not happy about it.
It's going to be everybody's problem.
Lucky Turkey 🦃
They are not eating the cats,
they are not eating the pets of the people that live there.
They are eating the turkeys now.
You will save a lot of money on Christmas 🎁. 🤗
She’s had so many falls outside walking to her car in the parking lot , resulting in going to the ER this year ( complete with CT Scans each time because she’s on blood thinners )……. that MIL said this time the ER doctor suggested Assisted Living . I thought it was funny , even the ER doctor agrees with DH and I .
Wow! Following morning, the extension cord to the microwave is short and on the table. Oh thank goodness the switch is off. I leave the breakfast time tablets on the table and go back to bed. I go to put on a load of washing. Machine not working. It occurs that l should check the switch board. Well l finally get it.
Rat prefers meal with zing to ratsack. Thank goodness for cut off switches. Mum first saw wire and dead friend. She is up and l refer to cut cord while she points out dead rat.
This adventure happened over about 6 months. I still clean the cage, when she goes to club as dementia means she won't attend to it. Thankfully, she feeds them and l check water levels. She can't really look after them and they have never been socialised, consequently they are prisioners. Long story short rats and Mum are amazing survivors working with what they have.
He did , and it got better.
So now he thinks yogurt cures every stomach issue.
Last week, with my stomach bug, he kept bringing me yogurt, and telling me to eat it.
This morning, I suspect he is getting it, will see but he is not looking well, he just told me , we need more yogurt