I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’m not saying I hate you.
But, I do catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.
I have strategically placed chocolate in various locations.
Be naughty, save Santa the trip.
69 days till Xmas.
A man goes up to a woman sitting at a desk. There’s a trash can next to her.
Man: I would like to file a complaint.
Woman: Submit it here.
(she points at the trash can)
Man: (shocked)
You don’t even hide that it’s a trash can?!
Woman: We pride ourselves on our transparency.
Man: (upset; submits his written complaint into the trash can.)
Woman: Please accept our sincerest apology.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap
Sole.
🐄 What kind of music do cows listen to? 🐄
Pastoral.
A receding hairline.
😉 A caregiver gets held up at gunpoint by a mugger who says, "Your money or your life!"
The caregiver says, "Is there a third thing? I don't have either of those."
A person who proves that the diagnosis you found on the internet is wrong.
If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice.
It just comes naturally.
The annoying thing between sleep and Netflix.
The last two minutes of a soccer or a cricket match.
The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Deleting tons of photos.
because we don’t realize that they’re unbelievably stupid.
Those were the days…
Neither one works.