I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’d like to spiral
into control.
I’m an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
Don’t tell me what to do.
Adult me:
Please, for the love of God, at least give me a HINT of what to do.
They don’t even care.
SLEEP.
Mine’s Plesiosaurus.
🙂 Stegosaurus
Mine’s the thagomizer!
Poor Thag Simmons.
this happened to me today!...we're all getting completely lost in the grocery store after the renovation. no one can find anything.
What planet is she on?
But I laugh more.
But will she leave me?
Find out next week…
A nervous Rex.
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them
I’m never wrong.
Just different levels of right.
Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.
The problem is, even I can’t find them.
🎄🎄🎄
It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list.
“I don’t know,” she says.
“Because it couldn’t get a date.”
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes…
I mean, if I wanted to wait I’d send you a letter via pigeon instead.