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Not sure that this was intended to be a joke, but our local international on-line news this Christmas morning has a headline “Mary Magdelen found in Sistine Chapel”. Perhaps Michaelangelo dug her up? Anyway, it made me laugh!

Happy Christmas to everyone, love from Margaret
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Over 3.8 billion gifts already delivered.
Last seen over Norway, just after Copenhagen, Denmark.
Sleigh is a bit overloaded with coal this year.

Headed towards your house!
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Merry Christmas Anxietynacy and Margaret!
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Cwillie,
Santa leaving Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and heading to Albany, N.Y.
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Santa is home and in bed now, so are all the reindeer. 🎅🤶🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌💤💤
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I just ran across this old joke and I smiled despite myself so I'll share

I know someone with a terrible fear of giants....
Feefiphobia
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Santa, the guy who works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you….
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What’s a spider’s New Year’s Resolution?

To spend less time on the web.
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Last year, I was able to keep all my New Year’s Resolutions…

tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
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What is a New Year’s Resolution?

Something that goes in one year and out the other.
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This is worrisome humor.

As the moon rises, one notices a bright light that does not move.

One asks if that is a drone.

Another says it's a comet, but comets don't stay still.

After one is told, it is a planet, one responds that one does not keep up with plants.
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⭐️🌸⭐️🌸⭐️
Chocolate is my favorite
food group.
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🙂Go away.
Unless you have chocolate.
And in that case, hello.
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⭐️🌸⭐️🌸⭐️
Sometimes it takes me all day…
to get nothing done.
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😇😇😇
I’m going to let God fix it
because if I fix it
I’m going to jail.
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😡😡😡
Not fast
Just furious.
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🦦🦦🦦
Be kind to otters.
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😉 January has been a tough year, but we made it.
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😇😇
My New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Gain weight
2. Save less money
3. Set realistic goals
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Bundle,
Good to see you back in good form!
I am going to bump you right up to the top.
You are much needed at present!
Welcome home.
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I need chocolate because
Monday.
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I don't want to look back one day and think, "I could have eaten that."
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Wanted:
Chocolate with the nutritional value of kale, but that does not contain any traces of kale. Your move, science.
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I don't need an inspirational quote. I need chocolate.
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😉 I don’t walk away from fights,
I prefer running.
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I had a friend once,
but the rope broke
and he got away.
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😉 Friends come and go,
but enemies remain
and build up.
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😇 Things I would wish upon my enemies:

flimsy toilet paper.

mosquito bites in between their toes.

bountiful amounts of stray lego pieces.

clamshell packaging on everything.

a pre-disposition to hitting “reply-all” by accident.
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😉 Never pray for your enemies to die. You might bury all your relatives.
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🙂
I may need to extend my lunch break into not working here anymore.
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