I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Happy Christmas to everyone, love from Margaret
Last seen over Norway, just after Copenhagen, Denmark.
Sleigh is a bit overloaded with coal this year.
Headed towards your house!
Santa leaving Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and heading to Albany, N.Y.
I know someone with a terrible fear of giants....
Feefiphobia
To spend less time on the web.
tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
As the moon rises, one notices a bright light that does not move.
One asks if that is a drone.
Another says it's a comet, but comets don't stay still.
After one is told, it is a planet, one responds that one does not keep up with plants.
Chocolate is my favorite
food group.
Unless you have chocolate.
And in that case, hello.
Sometimes it takes me all day…
to get nothing done.
I’m going to let God fix it
because if I fix it
I’m going to jail.
Not fast
Just furious.
Be kind to otters.
My New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Gain weight
2. Save less money
3. Set realistic goals
Good to see you back in good form!
I am going to bump you right up to the top.
You are much needed at present!
Welcome home.
Monday.
Chocolate with the nutritional value of kale, but that does not contain any traces of kale. Your move, science.
I prefer running.
but the rope broke
and he got away.
but enemies remain
and build up.
flimsy toilet paper.
mosquito bites in between their toes.
bountiful amounts of stray lego pieces.
clamshell packaging on everything.
a pre-disposition to hitting “reply-all” by accident.
I may need to extend my lunch break into not working here anymore.