I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I don't have time
for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
If you die and get cremated,
you can be put into an hourglass
and still be included in family game night.
How did you get your foot in your mouth,
and your nose in my business,
all at the same time??
Someone is out there holding their breath
waiting on you to fail.
Make sure they suffocate.
The most satisfying adult sentence:
"Yeah, I'm not going to do that."
After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone
and text everyone: "Thanks for coming."
If you'll give me a minute...
I think I can make this worse.
Finally fixed that annoying noise in my car,
I just opened the door and pushed him out.
It turns out that when you’re asked who your favorite child is, you’re expected to pick from your own.
I know that now.
But you should at least check.
It came back.
I’m not falling for that again.
Never blame
someone else for the road you’re on.
That’s your own asphalt.
If you can’t think of a word, say, “I forget the English word for it.”
That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
I saw an interview last month with billionaire Warren Buffet. He said the way to get rich is to make money while you sleep.
So now every day at work, I…
What if they’re not stars but,
holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?
I finished 3 books today,
and believe it or not,
that’s a lot of coloring.
Woman in a liquor store, pointing a gun at the shop clerk:
“Tell me I look too young to buy this wine, ask for my ID card, and nobody gets hurt.”
Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
Probably late for something.
trying to pet something I shouldn’t.
Never give up!
Fry and fry again!
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
I hope I’ll see you a-grain soon.
…best friEND
…girlfriEND
…boyfriEND
…food
only food has no end
🙂🙂🙂
A smart cookie!!
🥰🥰🍪🍪🥰🥰
What great energy,
intelligence
and magnificent eyes…
But enough about me,
how are you doing?