I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It’s 3 pm on a Friday afternoon.
Do you know where your margarita is?
My grandmother turned 98! We had a party for her 98th birthday.
It was a search party.
Will mutate, and try again another day.
will make you stronger
except bears
bears will kill you
is a perfect example
of what matters is on the inside.
My heart has no room for you,
but the trunk of my car definitely does.
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
A tandem bike after 80 should be called a double suicide.
It got stuck in the crack!
hope somebody gets a chuckle😅
Santa Claus had the right idea.
Visit people only once a year.
Just burned 2,000 calories
trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
I drink coffee
because punching people is frowned upon.
Coffee because…
murder is wrong!
Keep your friends close
and your snacks even closer.
If at first you don’t succeed,
find a snack.
I snack so my kitchen doesn’t get lonely between meals.
we like eating salads.
So many bad choices
so little time.
The answer you’re looking for is inside of you,
but it’s wrong.
Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
You can’t make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
4 days without wifi and it’s game over.
An autobiography
Interviewer: Mr. Williams, why do you think there’s not so much comedy in Germany?
Robin: Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?