I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’d really appreciate it if you’d start stalking me back.
I love you from the bottom of my left ventricle.
Did you know?
You can’t blink while smiling…
Just kidding.
I just wanna make you smile. You’re so cute.
Correct me if you’re wrong.
What’s the difference between animals and humans?
Animals would never choose the dumbest among them to lead them.
The only members of your family you actually like.
I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird.
It’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up.
Cop:
That’s not how field sobriety tests work.
When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.
When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant.
They all seem so happy…
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.
Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever.
And now we can’t use nicknames at work anymore.
Just in case someone wanna lie about May 2nd, 1858.
Climate change.
I wasn't even finished with my Saturday yet.
is the day that coffee
needs coffee before I do.
Time is precious…
waste it wisely.
The way I stay indoors,
I’m slowly becoming furniture.
The spirit is willing,
but the wifi is weak.
(terms and conditions apply)
you want to see in the world.