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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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🙂 Just a life update:
hungry again.
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🙂 You bring the tequila, I'll bring the bad decisions.
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🙂 "Trust me. You can dance."
--Tequila
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Wife: Why did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband: You were never really skinny!

Time of death: 4/25/20
11:23 pm
Cause of death: Corona virus
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😇🙄
If it wasn’t for my incredible will-power, I’d be exercising right now.
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…I feel like how ever I die, my last words are going to be “But I’m still hungry.”
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…I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me.
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🤔 My neighbour just got arrested for growing marijuana.
Guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.
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alva, hugggg.
the jokes make me crack up, too!
sometimes i’m laughing as i’m typing them!
🙂🙂🙂
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🤓 My talent:
not sleeping at night.
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Bundle,
I love the one about people thinking that I go out of my way to pi$$ them off, and that it's really no problem, hee hee.
I enjoy your jokes and some give me my only laugh-out-loud of the day, unless Frieda is being particularly cute in her dogginess!
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😳 2024 feels like that boyfriend that we are about to take back for the 3rd time because he swears he changed.
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🥳🥳 Guess who got a lot done today?
Not me! But congratulations to someone out there!
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🙂 I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at knees and back.
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I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a non-stop thrill ride.
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People think I go out of my way to p***ss them off. Trust me. It’s not out of my way at all.
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I don’t know what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty confident it has rabies.
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🐦‍⬛🙂
Just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time.
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kinda sad but true…

The 3 stages of life:
1. Wanting stuff
2. Accumulating stuff
3. Getting rid of stuff
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🙂 If you’re thinking what I’m thinking…you need professional help.
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With my luck I’ll probably be reincarnated as me.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you still have clothes in the dryer.
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😇 I always regret making a good first impression
because there’s no way I can keep it up.
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😉 Stupidity is not a handicap.
Park elsewhere.
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bundleofjoy,

Thanks for sharing these. My favorite today is

Instead of a sign that says “do not disturb”,
I need one that says “already disturbed, proceed with caution”.

Yes
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🤓 If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.
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The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill.
It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
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🤯 Next week has been exhausting.
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🤔 Running late is an exercise, right?
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Instead of a sign that says “do not disturb”,
I need one that says “already disturbed, proceed with caution”.
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