I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’ve never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone.
I jjjust thought, maybe I could tttake you out.
Woman, clueless:
Take me out of what? My comfort zone?
I didn’t say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame you!!!
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
I have selective hearing. I’m sorry, you weren’t selected today.
You’re not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
Not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you,
but it’s still on the list.
I’m not bossy.
I simply make suggestions without options.
because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
🙂
For legal reasons
everything I post is a joke.
I’m just gonna say it.
Sharks just aren’t
eating enough people.
My bank statement
is basically a food diary.
I wonder how fed up someone had to be
to make deodorant.
My grocery list:
1. Don’t run into anyone you know
2. Eggs
Know I come here to get a smile from your postings to us! And I thank you.
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo
never let them go.
which level of h*ll is this?
Next week
has been exhausting.
I’m often mistaken for an adult
because of my age.
I’m not stupid.
And sometimes I think
that’s part of the problem.
I wonder how she killed me this time.
Remind me to never, ever do that again.
When I get to work, I first hide.
Because a good worker is hard to find.
97% of my poor decisions
are food related.
I can already tell it’s going to be another one of those mornings where I’m not rich & famous.
Today was going great, until
people.
A wolf is struck with a curse: every full moon it turns into a human for one night.
is actually an insane asylum for the universe.