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My mom really wanted to have a Easter dinner at her house today, but she wanted to make it. She gets really upset if you don't want her cooking. She really wanted cake and lamb. When this morning rolled around, she refused to go to church because it was raining so I went without her. When I got to her house, she had made me pureed Cole slaw and a baked sweet potato but had forgotten to cook the lamb that she wanted so badly, and that we had went to purchase together at the grocery store on Thursday. A trip that was supposed to be for 6 items but that took 2 hours and only ended when it did because we needed to get to a salon appointment to get her hair washed.
I brought her strawberries to have with her cake but she forgot to take the cake out of the freezer. I don't know where else to park this, but it is pretty funny so I'm parking it here. Because I am guessing we are the only ones in the world who had pureed coleslaw and a sweet potato for the Holiday today.
So yeah. Easter Dinner 2025. Pureed coleslaw, a sweet potato and some strawberries. She was happy. That is what matters.
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Happy Easter Sunday!
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“No bunny loves you like I do!”
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What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom when she wouldn’t go out with him?

”Why? I’m a fun-gi.”
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for those who follow law and court cases...
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"If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."
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things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say…

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So…it has come to this.

Is this why fate brought us together?

There is no escape from destiny.

…and then the wolves came.
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alternative responses to “I love you”…

Who doesn’t

I know

Thanks

I’m sorry

A horrible decision, really
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“I’m forgetting something.”

“Morals, probably?”

“No, it’s something important.”
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😉 About writers…

When you realize that your protagonist is really just you and you don’t like what you see…
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Don’t be a fool. Stop hating Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole week!
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I THINK
therefore we have nothing in common.
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Right about now, many parents are going to discover the teacher wasn’t the problem.
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Easter egg hunts:
Proof people can find things when they really want to.
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Yesterday I did nothing,
and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
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I’ve never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone.
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Man, hopelessly in love:
I jjjust thought, maybe I could tttake you out.

Woman, clueless:
Take me out of what? My comfort zone?
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I didn’t say it was your fault.
I said I was going to blame you!!!
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The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
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I have selective hearing. I’m sorry, you weren’t selected today.
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You’re not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
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Not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you,
but it’s still on the list.
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I’m not bossy.
I simply make suggestions without options.
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80% of arguments start
because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
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I don’t like being asked “Are you at home?”

Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
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For legal reasons
everything I post is a joke.
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You know what??
I’m just gonna say it.
Sharks just aren’t
eating enough people.
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My bank statement
is basically a food diary.
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I wonder how fed up someone had to be
to make deodorant.
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My grocery list:

1. Don’t run into anyone you know

2. Eggs
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@Bundle, that one about "which level of hell is this" certainly resonates. I just got finished saying that Dante missed a whole lot of circles of hell in his writings. There are in fact many more than he described!
Know I come here to get a smile from your postings to us! And I thank you.
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