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Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.
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If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
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Trust dogs. They always know who to stay away from.
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"You can’t eat just one cookie. It would get lonely. Be kind."
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Here's a list of things I'd like to do today:
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"A relationship is so damn cute in the beginning
then BOOM you got an attempted murder case."
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"When you're fatigued because of your depression but can't sleep because of your anxiety."
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If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
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Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.
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If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them.
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What do you sing to a cow on its birthday? Happy birthday to moo!
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Don’t let your old age get you down...it’s way too hard to get back up these days!
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You’re not old.
You’re chronologically gifted.
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Dear liver,

This month will be rough.
Stay strong.
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Instant gratification takes too long.
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"I'm not crazy — I've just been in a very bad mood for 60 years."
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stand-up comedian:

I went on a date with a girl one time. And she made fun of me for my color blindness,

which is to me a HUGE grey flag.
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No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
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Ignore responsibilities
Lie on floor
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We dredged out a DVD of Priscilla Queen of the Desert the night before last. Yup, the weird turn pro!
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When the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro.
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Be the weird
you want to see in the world.
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Life is GREAT.
(terms and conditions apply)
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The spirit is willing,
but the wifi is weak.
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I asked other people for advice a thousand times. But I never got the advice I wanted.
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The way I stay indoors,
I’m slowly becoming furniture.
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Time is precious…
waste it wisely.
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Monday
is the day that coffee
needs coffee before I do.
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It's Monday again??
I wasn't even finished with my Saturday yet.
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“You were once someone’s sunshine. What happened?”

Climate change.
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