I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
but the rope broke
and he got away.
I prefer running.
Chocolate with the nutritional value of kale, but that does not contain any traces of kale. Your move, science.
Monday.
Good to see you back in good form!
I am going to bump you right up to the top.
You are much needed at present!
Welcome home.
My New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Gain weight
2. Save less money
3. Set realistic goals
Be kind to otters.
Not fast
Just furious.
I’m going to let God fix it
because if I fix it
I’m going to jail.
Sometimes it takes me all day…
to get nothing done.
Unless you have chocolate.
And in that case, hello.
Chocolate is my favorite
food group.
As the moon rises, one notices a bright light that does not move.
One asks if that is a drone.
Another says it's a comet, but comets don't stay still.
After one is told, it is a planet, one responds that one does not keep up with plants.
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
To spend less time on the web.
I know someone with a terrible fear of giants....
Feefiphobia
Santa leaving Ottawa, Ontario, Canada and heading to Albany, N.Y.
Last seen over Norway, just after Copenhagen, Denmark.
Sleigh is a bit overloaded with coal this year.
Headed towards your house!
Happy Christmas to everyone, love from Margaret
Go, Rudolph
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Norad tracker has them over Dubrovnik, Croatia just now.
Perfect! ROTFLMAO
Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up throw one of them in the fireplace
Santa lying on a sofa:
"When I was a kid, my parents told me I didn't exist."