I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Their specialty is indigestion.
“It was a good night. Here, this is for you to have a whisky with.”
When the concierge checked it, found two ice cubes.
You know what never gets recalled?
Cake!
I'm sticking with cake
Friend: Australia?
Woman: No. Hell.
Ya, neither do I.
Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
I gave him a glass of water.
Two friends of mine that live round the corner from us are 'into' their cats. I think the last count was four or five.
Going past their house I noticed a plaque on their wall (which tickled my sense of humour). It said:-
"This is the cats home but the staff live here as well."
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On second thought, forget about it. None of them work.
Now read it again without the animals.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
I'd say that includes me 50% of the time. lol
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision,
ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Answer: A hot cross bunny.
The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
“Pray a lot, take deep breaths, don’t focus in one person alone and, if you feel you are losing their attention, use humor. For instance, I usually say ‘last night, I took another man’s wife in my arms.’ That makes everybody pay attention, I deliver the punchline ‘It was my beloved mother’ and I go on with the subject.”
The young one thanked him a lot, and went to do his call. Sure enough, soon no one was paying attention to his hesitant sermon, and he started:
“Last night, I took another man’s wife in my arms.”
Everyone looked at him shocked, and he went on
“It was Father John’s mother.”
What is the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter basket!!
Heard this when I was a kid!
On another call to check on everyone, SIL reported giving mom an ice cream on a stick, mom saying I remember these, SIL being excited she remembered something asked what she remembered, "this is a pregnancy test". Lol, SIL spit her ice cream all over the living room, mom certainly didn't understand that!
Not very often, but once in a while, care giving has it's moments. Thanks mom, miss you.
We tell people we have been married for 25 years, but it only feels like 25 minutes....under water!