I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
The beginning of a long, long friendship.
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I don't wish the best for you, nor do I want to find someone like you.
I do however want to set fire on all your stuff!
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(Cat stares at wall. His owner looks at him.)
Cat:
Fun fact: If you stare at the wall long enough, your owner will think you can see a ghost.
My husband didn't know it. He paid the young girl said, " do you want a punch"
Husband was like WHAT
I read a Tshirt at the rodeo over labor day that made me think of some of the seniors I read about here. It said:
You are as pleasant as an itchy butthole.
I often use humor to deal with challenging people and situations and this has gone through my mind more than once in the last week or so. Hope others get a giggle from it.
you are likely in prison.
He He :)
Stupid firemen.
Kid: Why?
Dad: Because they're not dead yet.
It's a crime either way cos if they go willingly, you end up with a kid napping.
“I’m so passionate about not being passionate. It’s my biggest passion.”
A list of the impact of brain fog on my daily life is possible, but I can't remember all the examples. All I can say is that some have been funny but not all.
Someone without narcolepsy responds.
Well, one is a senior citizen, and dementia, cognitive decline, neurodivergent conditions plus other things can create brain fog. When did you last see your doctor?
Narcoleptic responds.
I don't remember.
“OK, buy it.”
I don’t know when I’ll use it.
I’m very rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.