I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Body type:
Clearly not one to turn down a taco.
Too much of a good thing
can be wonderful.
They paid money to see you.
Like your stupid dreams.
With your luck they will probably get worse pretty soon.
Remember when you thought this year was going to be BETTER than last year?
LOL
They won’t.
Sorry it took me 5 days to get back to your text. I myself am understaffed at the moment.
what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
if you need any.
I’ve never had a problem
that I couldn’t make worse.
Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I’m allowed to punch people in the throat, and there are cute puppies and free cake.
I will not kill my co-workers.
I will not...
OK. Maybe just one.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly
or go blow something up.
Decisions...decisions...
My 6-month trial of 2025 is almost over,
and I would like to return it.
I am too insane to explain
and you are too normal to understand.
When does season 2 of 2025 start?
I do not like season 1.
"You can't talk butterfly language
with caterpillar people."
How to tell you're an adult:
--you gain 30 lbs overnight
--you'd rather sleep than go out
--comfort comes before style
--you have a favorite spatula
What the world really needs…
is more love and less paper work.
🙂🙂
You make miso happy.
The dentist had strong fillings for his wife.
What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newly-webs.
My wife and I often exchange opinions. I come with my own and leave with hers.
Well, what can I tell you about the groom? I've known him for about ten years, he's handsome, intelligent, witty, charismatic... sorry, wrong wedding.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.